Study Guru Mugs

Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.

“I want a better homework life balance.”

I'm doomed! What's Twig's problem today? She forgot that the pre-SATs are this weekend. She hasn't practiced. So what? They don't test for life's important skills. Right. Like planning ahead. Whoops! I forgot the cream.

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

'I'm just studying for my eye exam.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Good luck with all the revision...

'Do you like my little black number?'

Mr Metrosexual.

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."