Innovation Guru Gifts

Patent Office.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

' . . . Our 'idea man' has saved us a lot of money . . .'

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

'My computer presentation went down on me so I improvised with hand puppets.'

Steve Jobs

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

The invention of running water.

Man with a Good Idea

Trends of the Future.

"Any questions?"

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

Robot Parts $5

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Jack of all trades

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

The MBA Draft

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Empty box of ideas

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Will work for ETFs

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Robots In The Boardroom