Innovation Expert Gifts

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

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'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

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'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Any questions?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Eureka!

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Early cyborg.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"It's o.k., come on out."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'