Innovation Specialist Gifts

Innovation department.

Developing the boomerang.

"A progressive company? Don't make me laugh, Bob! I've never encountered so many stubborn neigh-sayers in my entire life!"

"Just as a sidebar, I think we've overbought on the 'New Perspective Series'."

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"It's time to feed your drone."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"What's a patent?"

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

' A good idea '

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Robotic Man

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Empty box of ideas

'Can our software do that?'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Satya Nutella

Eureka!