Innovation Leader Gifts

'Never think outside the box.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"Any questions?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Empty box of ideas

Walking Luggage.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Bright idea

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"It's o.k., come on out."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The First Kite

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

Eureka!

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Aluminium Henge

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Artificial Intelligence Drive