Innovation Warrior Gifts

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

Walking Luggage.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Eureka!

The First Kite

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Reinventing the Wheel

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'