Idea Warriors Gifts

Pen mightier than sword.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

New Ideas in Business.

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

'I've invented copyright.'

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

'Do you take credit for things that others have done?'

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

'Seven companies in three years.'

Let's throw it agianst the wall and see what sticks, inc

Business Advice

"Not you, Hobson."

Business Pram

Golden head.

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'

Sitting man.

Peace policy

'Do you really think that will protect your intellectual properties?'

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.