Idea Hunters Gifts

"We shoot our way in, grab all the ideas we can, then run like hell."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

Bright idea

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Boom

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Elevator Pitch

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

' A new idea '

Assertiveness

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Patents office.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"What's the big idea?"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

New Idea

Thought Cloud

You have reached the end of your brain...

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

'The tests indicate you've been exposed to a new idea.'