Bright Idea Hunter Gifts

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Eureka!

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Business Meeting

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Thought Cloud

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

Before and After Thomas Edison

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Moai having a lightbulb moment

I get my ideas on sale...

"The electric light has already been invented..."

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

Inspiration

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'I've invented copyright.'

Chasing the one big idea

'Come back tomorrow.' - 'I tried that but you were busy.'

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

'How can I put this....?'

'Do you take credit for things that others have done?'

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."