Idea Hunter Gifts

'I've invented copyright.'

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

"I'm just sitting here waiting for an idea who's time has come...but apparently it's running late."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Cartoonist writer's block.

Business cartoon about a businessman looking in the wilderness for new ideas.

Looking for Inspiration

Tweeter's Block

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

Bright idea

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Boom

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Elevator Pitch

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

' A new idea '

Assertiveness

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Patents office.

"What's the big idea?"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

New Idea

Thought Cloud

You have reached the end of your brain...