Bright Idea Collector Gifts

Before and After Thomas Edison

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

' A good idea '

Eureka!

Bright idea

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Boom

Elevator Pitch

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Business Meeting

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Stealing thoughts.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Patents office.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

New Idea

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka

'The tests indicate you've been exposed to a new idea.'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'Come in please, I have something I'd like to bounce off you!'

I get my ideas on sale...

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"The electric light has already been invented..."

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'