Ideation Wizards Gifts

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Well, we've generated enough hot air...it must be time to cram it in a trial balloon and float it.

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

Brain Bomb Detector

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

Reality of Parenthood

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

Pen mightier than sword.

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

It's time, sir. Why don't you go first today. Ahem. Monkey Vicodin finance home office. Elongated African banking sex freak. The contest to see who got the day's weirdest email subject line. Spammers, we have a tie.

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'Well, if this book doesn't send you to sleep nothing will.'

Let's throw it agianst the wall and see what sticks, inc

"Not you, Hobson."

Kangaroo Pocket

'Cool, but who you gonna get to throw it?'

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

Snare in the inbox.

Golden head.