Innovation Wizard Gifts

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

Why do you need so many computers?

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'