Innovation Wizard Gifts

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

If Disney was a software company

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Man doing a search on a computer

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

Why do you need so many computers?

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"