Idea Wizard Gifts

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Not you, Hobson."

Stupid ideas rewritten to sound like brilliant concepts.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Map of the human brain

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Eureka!

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

The Thought Process.

Creative department

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Innovative

Good idea.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Thinking outside of the box

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

Brainstorm in progress.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

' A new idea '

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

Assertiveness