Ideas Explorer Gifts

Pete had run out of ideas whilst researching his book on writers block.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

Bright idea

Worry tank

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Boom

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Elevator Pitch

Rodin's Thinker.

' A new idea '

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Assertiveness

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"It will scare away our competitors."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Space for Lease.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Patents office.