Ideas Explorer Gifts

Pete had run out of ideas whilst researching his book on writers block.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

The first car accident.

Bright idea

Worry tank

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Elevator Pitch

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

' A new idea '

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Assertiveness

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"It will scare away our competitors."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Space for Lease.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Patents office.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'