Storytelling Wizards Gifts

'Well, if this book doesn't send you to sleep nothing will.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Nerd tryouts.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Name your sources."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"No, let down your hair!"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

"It's the first tell-all book by a former Administration insider written entirely in iambic pentameter."

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

Hairy Potter and friend..

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."