Storytelling Wizard Gifts

"Name your sources."

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

Wonderland Basketball. Wow! Lots of surprises going to the final four next week! How did the team with Goldilocks make it? Everything had to go just right! Rip van Winkle is a surprise, too. He hasn't been there in twenty years! And nobody can figure out how Hansel and Gretel found their way there. But I think the team with the wicked stepmother and her stepdaughter is the biggest shock! Yeah, it's a classic Cinderella story!

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Dad, you have to understand me. . . when I realized he was not prince Charming I was already in love with him.'

Spin Doctors INC

"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

Witch dice.

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

fairy tales

Fairy tale

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"No, let down your hair!"

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Wolf blew over pig's sandcastle.

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."