Storytelling Wizard Pillows

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

'Dad, you have to understand me. . . when I realized he was not prince Charming I was already in love with him.'

Spin Doctors INC

"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Witch dice.

Fairy tale

fairy tales

"I've gotta lay off the 3 little pigs."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"No, let down your hair!"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine." "I am not your Uncle Mort. I am someone else altogether." "Oh yeah? Who are you?" "I am... Drinkum... Coffeeman... Worthington-Smythe... of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes." "You may have heard of us... We're a family of... um... troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix." "So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that?" "Google

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Let's follow him on social media."

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

'Well, if this book doesn't send you to sleep nothing will.'

Heavenwood

"No, it's a unicorn, not a one-point buck."