Literary Wizard Pillows

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

'Howard Yonkers, World's fastest reader.'

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Shakespeare Quote

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'He will observe your text now...'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

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