Web Storytelling Wizard Pillows

'Love your blog. Very Jane Austen.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Name your sources."

Gerald Ratner's return

Creativity 2.0

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Wedding selfie stick

Whoa

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'I've started a blog.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Content Creator

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."