Web Storytelling Wizard Pillows

'Love your blog. Very Jane Austen.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Gerald Ratner's return

Wedding selfie stick

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'I've started a blog.'

Websiteless -- please help.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Content Creator

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."