Online Storyteller Pillows

"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."

'How's the video diary coming along?'

'Thanks for allowing these high school students to watch your surgery. Check it out on YouTube!'

'You really haven't got the hang of this blogging lark, have you?'

Whoa

'Torture? Well, they haven't let me update my blog for five days...'

Flowerpot man reads computer screen: Flob a blog.

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'...and you can read the rest of it on my blog.'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

Shepherd and eurydice

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Edgar Allen Poe

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'