Digital Storyteller Pillows

"I'm not coming down for dinner, didn't you read my blog ?!?!"

"Your resume is excellent, but your Facebook lacks the imagination we want in a new employee."

"Hold on. This will make a killer insta story."

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

Computer sales: we now offer libel insurance for bloggers.

'The Pilgrims sailed their iShips to the New World and docked at the eBay.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

Facebook.

'I posted a bedtime story on your homepage. Enjoy and good night!'

'Have you written something bad about the people in our neighborhood in your blog?'

"What's that old saying? A blog is a man's best friend."

'I've started a blog.'

When you were a kid, you had an imaginary friend in the toy trunk....Now you have around 1000 on your social media.

'Would you mind calling me an ambulance before you tweet about this?'

"So if you go on vacation and no one knows about it, did you really go on vacation?"

My name is Fifi, I'm an eighteen year old lingerie model,,,

Man considers blogging.

'But Emily, I want to be so much moe than an endearing picaresque character in your blog!'

'She blogged her first word today.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Rumpelstiltskin is too long for a password!"

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

"....and please make my life as interesting as I make it look in Facebook."

"He's a writer, Daddy. He's the author of several popular hashtags."

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

"Who's my little content creator?"

The Wi-Fi of Bath.

"Let me see, 3 hours on instagram, 2 hours on twitter, another 2 writing your blog and the rest of the day presenting your youtube channel. Hmmm, I believe your tiredness could be the result of 'me'."

"Ten minutes on the 'read me a bedtime story app' and then lights out, young man."

'Check out the glowing biography of me on Wikipedia. I wrote it myself.'

"If you want to know more about what I did on summer vacation - follow me on facebook and instagram..."

Social Media Lies

Couple in bed. Man enjoys post-coital cigarette while woman is on laptop. He says: 'Are you blogging this?'

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!