Cyber Storyteller Pillows

'Just a second! I'm just posting about my treatment for my social networking addiction!'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

'The stuka brought you.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Wedding selfie stick