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'Just a second! I'm just posting about my treatment for my social networking addiction!'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'The stuka brought you.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

Creativity 2.0

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

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"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."