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"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"She looks just like in your photos."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'The stuka brought you.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Wedding selfie stick

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I've started a blog.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Content Creator

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

"What's that old saying? A blog is a man's best friend."

"I can't wait to post this."