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It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'The stuka brought you.'

Creativity 2.0

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Wedding selfie stick

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I've started a blog.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Content Creator

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Man considers blogging.

"What's that old saying? A blog is a man's best friend."