Cellular Storyteller T-Shirts

"Your father and I thought it was time you knew. You've been genetically engineered."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

The Origins of Everything

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'The stuka brought you.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Mother Goose Spoilers

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Wedding selfie stick

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I've started a blog.'

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

Content Creator

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'