Cellular Storyteller Gifts

"Your father and I thought it was time you knew. You've been genetically engineered."

"Is it that bad?"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

The Origins of Everything

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Creativity 2.0

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'The stuka brought you.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Mother Goose Spoilers

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

Wedding selfie stick

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I've started a blog.'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'