Cyberspace Storyteller T-Shirts

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

'If you want to brag about yourself, start a blog.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

The Adventures of God

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Binary Man

"This is off our first TikTok."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'The stuka brought you.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Wedding selfie stick

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."