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"Hang on lads! I think we've been following Tim Peake!"

"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."

Twelve step program.

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'Houston...the commander took his glove off to microblog...'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Is it that bad?"

The one that got away

Fishing with God

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

The Origins of Everything

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Local News in Heaven

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

How Glaciations Begin

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"He's a keeper!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.