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"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Well, that one got away."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Flying sauces.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'