Space Story Fan T-Shirts

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Einsteiners.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Walt Disney on ice."

A day at the transgenic races

"I thought you wanted me to change."

The star hunters

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The Pink Bantha

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Best before 65 million BC.

Flying sauces.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.