Space Story Fan Pillows

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The star hunters

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Flying sauces.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

A day at the transgenic races

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."