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The Pink Bantha

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

vaccine wars.

'Teenagers!'

"Meet the author"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Einsteiners.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Walt Disney on ice."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Real Life/Surreal Life

The star hunters

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

A day at the transgenic races

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."