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"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

"Take me to your leader."

Preparation, limitations of: 'It's true then,' thought Selma, as the swift Samuri assassins scaled the inner walls and raced to the spot where she lay pinned...'there are some things you can't prepare for.'

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Robot Beggar

'Look! More roaches.'

'The truth may be out there, but the stories are WAY out there!'

Milla Jovovich

"This is about life on another planet."

"Mrs Jenkins from administration? Next door. I'm Xkrpfz from special effects."

"UFO!"

"He's just learning to use a hammer so I don't think kissing his boo-boo was a smart move."

"Hey, not so fast - I'm abducting her first!"

The self appointed Space Force pin up boy...and his recurring dream.

"I thought that was an extra soft landing."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

'He is from Mars, I am fro Venus.'

'Sorry, but TREKKIES are not considered an organized religion.'

J. J. Abrams

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'

"Before this goes any further, I need to know - is this canon?"

"It looks like we can't expect much in the way of benign guidance."

2042

We found three sort-of earth-size planets around a nearby star. Do you think any of them have video games? I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an XBox controller. Proof of video games would change everything. I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy. Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species.

James Earl Jones

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Madeleine L'Engle

Planet of the whales.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

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