Sci-fi Screenwriter T-Shirts

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Herman Mankiewicz

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Stand-up Romcom

Hair Crop Circle

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'