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'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

'Greetings Earthling, I come in peace.'

Please use other dimension.

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

Aliens bring their pet humans to the veterinary

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"This will never work. I'm carbon-based, and you're based on an element not found on Earth."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"They came to give us policy advice!"

"You forgot to set yours to 'stun', again!"

"Maybe that metal device we found with the paleolithic stone tools WAS a ray gun!"

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Hair Crop Circle

"Let's get our stories straight, was it a really strong twister or a gang of clothes rustlers?"

"Sensors report alien invasion of Sector R-12!"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

Horny Space Alien

'Time-traveling without a license, eh?'

Laughing Space Creature.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Cellular Plan

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"You remember that side of my family that we never discuss?"

"You're actually in the future, in a time when society rediscovers the value of delayed gratification."

We come in pieces!