Science Fiction Writer Pillows

'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

Please use other dimension.

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

'Greetings Earthling, I come in peace.'

Aliens bring their pet humans to the veterinary

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"Now remember, you guys, this news must not get out - we don't want to start a global panic."

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

Buck Rogers In The Fourteenth Century

'Look at it this way - in the infinite vastness of the universe its just an insignificant little worm.'

UFO Shelter

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

'Did you have trouble finding the way?'

'Here comes more cheap foreign honey.'

A hunter has a Martian's head in amongst his other hunting and fishing trophies.

'Here comes a native -- How should we play this?'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Hey, how superior to us can he be, he's got a tail!"

"Cthulhu?? - Is that a christian name or a surname?"

'Take me to see Max Clifford'

Pete had found his home planet.

Tour to see the end of the universe

Philip Kindred Dick

Veldor & Zingal, A Space Story

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"At the next planet I'd like you to press destroy."

Abduction from the Sc-Fi section of the library

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"Earthlings."

Clones are people two!