Science Fiction Authors Pillows

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Meet the author"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."