Sci-fi Writer Pillows

"Captain, there appears to be an invisible force field between the gate posts that is preventing us from entering the next pasture!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"No, I don't think our insurance covers alien invasions. Why?"

"It's conceivable that I'd give you my phone number. It's also conceivable that an alien will burst out of my stomach and go on a killing rampage. Spoiler alert: only one of those things is going to happen."

'Here comes the Choo-Choo...open wide.'

Alien says to man walking dog: "I'm not an ambassador from my planet, I'm on my gap year."

UFO Breakdown

"Leon rents out his time machine to people who have to go back and 'un-day' stuff that's now considered offensive."

Time Management

"Now when we're under attack by aliens it may be a bad time to bring this up. Captain..."

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Alien Recources Manager

"All this space junk - no wonder they only get one star."

"Word is he's from Earth, but too embarrassed to admit it."

'Remember our goal, to get hired as tech consultants by a Hollywood producer.'

'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'

'When I asked them to take me to to their leader,they said they did not have one.'

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

Philip Kindred Dick

"May I tell you that you have lovely eyes or would that be sexist?"

Corn Aliens

"Take you to our WHAT?"

"Ok Mr Lowry, if we take you back to your planet tel them nothing of us."

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

"Are you the Maitres d'? Can you recommend a species?"

First female Doctor Who

At last, the newly discovered films of...Woody Alien

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Early abductions.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Will it be ready by this time yesterday?"

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."