Science Fiction Authors Mugs

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Meet the author"

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"You left this on our ship."

Robotic Man

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO