Science Fiction Author Mugs

Planet of the whales.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

Man reads note left by wife; 'I've been abducted by aliens. Your dinner is on the planet Zygon 4.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

"Meet the author"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."