Science Fiction Author Prints

Planet of the whales.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

Man reads note left by wife; 'I've been abducted by aliens. Your dinner is on the planet Zygon 4.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'No kidding? -- you broke all THREE laws of robotics?'

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We've made great progress!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Meet the author"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Look what I found, dad!"

Robotic Man

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."