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"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Hair Crop Circle

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Alien Beauty Magazine

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

We come in pieces!

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."