Science Fiction Scribe Gifts

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Hair Crop Circle

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

We come in pieces!

"I don't like the looks of that!"

UFO Shelter

Alien Beauty Magazine

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'