Sci-fi Scribe Gifts

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Hair Crop Circle

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Nerd tryouts.

Save Our Universe

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Dr. Roo.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Alien Assumption

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.