Sci-fi Author Gifts

Artificial Love

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Stanislav Lem

Cows of the Future!

"I told you not to make fun of primitive life-forms! Now these idiots are killing each other in your name!"

Militray general walking past a waving alien

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Meet the author"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"