Sci-fi Guru Gifts

"It gets rid of the spiders and it doesn't make any noise, so as far as I'm concerned it can stay."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"You left this on our ship."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Head over Hooves

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

Apple Pie Abduction

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Time Machine Collision

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

The flies have landed.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'