Sci-fi Sage Gifts

Getting to Know You

Are you a "Star Wars" fan, good sir? Who isn't? I would like to propose a small wager. Ask me any question about Star Wars. Any question at all

"Did you see the latest 'Star Wars' trailer? O... M... G!!!"

Starfleet Command. Live long and prosper. Vulcans must have great retirement benefits.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'Oh, not much. Just checking My space.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

British savings accounts

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Nerd tryouts.

Save Our Universe

Apple Pie Abduction

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Star Wars vs Star Trek