Cinematic Sage Gifts

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Trust the critics. They know best what makes a good movie.

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

British savings accounts

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Wikipedia...

Music producers.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Voltaire

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Justice

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

The 11th Commandment

Orson Welles

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Manspreading in Art