Modern Sage Gifts

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Life is Unfair: Insert $1,000 - Get Nothing in Return.

The Guru.

Modern Philosophical Teasers. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody sees it on Google Earth

'Lord...what's the meaning of my life?'

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

Three 'wise' men.

"The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

One way only.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Voltaire

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number